How to become a miscegenous fox, how to make your life more miserable and how to win the hearts of your fellow animals, according to a guidebook published by Fox Business News.
Fox Business News published the Mischievous Fox guidebook on Wednesday and included several excerpts from it.
It starts with a warning about what makes a misbehaving fox a misbegotten fox and concludes with an admonishment about how to keep your fox family together and keep your house in order.
The guidebook comes with an extensive list of “fun facts” about the Fox family, including the fact that the fox family can be “frightening” to its owner.
A mischievious fox is a fox that is constantly seeking out and hunting prey, and is attracted to the scent of food.
If you’re unsure what a misfeby is, it’s an animal that is attracted by smells and noises that have been left unattended for too long, according the guidebook.
Foxes are not always a good thing to have around, however, because they can cause harm if left unchecked.
Foxes have been known to eat humans, pets and other animals, the guidebooks said.
Mischievious Fox also advises the family to not let their pets out of sight while they are out hunting, even if they’re in the house, because the fox may be looking for a meal.